
The Parade, Wokingham
Website Copywriting in The Parade
Your competitors in The Parade are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £99/page
What website copywriting looks like round here
Pages that explain what you do and why customers should care.
We work with The Parade businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Parade businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website copywriting the parade"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Copywriting — the The Parade map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Parade is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Copywriting, and a word about The Parade
You won't win The Parade on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Parade job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Copywriting in The Parade
Braithwaite Group — The Parade. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 23
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.1s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Parade: Content Creation
Everything below has its own The Parade page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Copywriting without the The Parade bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Website Copywriting near The Parade
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Parade town centre.
- Website Copywriting in Earleynext door
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- Website Copywriting in Sindlesham3 km
- Website Copywriting in Whitley Wood3 km
- Website Copywriting in Winnersh3 km
- Website Copywriting in Shinfield4 km
- Website Copywriting in Reading4 km
- Website Copywriting in Schoolgreen4 km
- Website Copywriting in Arborfield4 km
- Website Copywriting in Merryhill Green4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


