The Pludds, Gloucestershire
Social Media in The Pludds
Your competitors in The Pludds are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with The Pludds businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Pludds businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media the pludds"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the The Pludds map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Pludds is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about The Pludds
You won't win The Pludds on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Pludds process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in The Pludds
Merriman & Sons — The Pludds. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 49
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.6s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1100
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Pludds: Services
Everything below has its own The Pludds page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the The Pludds bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near The Pludds
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Pludds town centre.
- Social Media in Ruardean Woodside1 km
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- Social Media in Ruardean1 km
- Social Media in Lydbrook1 km
- Social Media in Central Lydbrook2 km
- Social Media in Lower Lydbrook2 km
- Social Media in Ruardean Hill2 km
- Social Media in Welsh Bicknor3 km
- Social Media in Carterspiece3 km
- Social Media in Nailbridge3 km
- Social Media in Drybrook3 km
- Social Media in Hope Mansell4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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