The Rectangle, Borough of Swindon
Caps in The Rectangle
Half the The Rectangle search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £15
What caps looks like round here
Baseball caps and snapbacks with your logo.
We work with The Rectangle businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Rectangle businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "caps the rectangle"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Caps — the The Rectangle map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Rectangle is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Caps, and a word about The Rectangle
You won't win The Rectangle on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Rectangle job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Caps in The Rectangle
Ashworth & Daughters — The Rectangle. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 38
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Rectangle: Workwear
Everything below has its own The Rectangle page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Caps without the The Rectangle bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Caps near The Rectangle
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Rectangle town centre.
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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