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Everything in The Rectangle

The Rectangle, Borough of Swindon

Garden Signs in The Rectangle

Nobody in The Rectangle rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £55

What garden signs looks like round here

Slate markers and labels for gardens and allotments.

We work with The Rectangle businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Rectangle businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "garden signs the rectangle"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Garden Signs — the The Rectangle map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Rectangle is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Garden Signs, and a word about The Rectangle

The Rectangle is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round The Rectangle are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Rectangle job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Garden Signs in The Rectangle

Duffy & Sons — The Rectangle. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

4 → 45

Enquiries / month

7.1s → 1.6s

Load time

16 days

Built in

£1250

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in The Rectangle: Slate Carving

Everything below has its own The Rectangle page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Address PlaquesBespoke Slate ProjectsBusiness SignsCorporate GiftsCustom EngravingFarm SignsHotel SignsHouse SignsMemorial PlaquesPub Signs

Garden Signs without the The Rectangle bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
More slate carving

Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

from £50More slate carving

Bespoke Slate Projects

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

from £99More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120

Garden Signs near The Rectangle

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Rectangle town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.