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Everything in The Sheddings

The Sheddings, Mid and East Antrim

Bespoke Slate Projects in The Sheddings

The Sheddings isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £99

What bespoke slate projects looks like round here

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

We work with The Sheddings businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Sheddings businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "bespoke slate projects the sheddings"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Bespoke Slate Projects — the The Sheddings map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Sheddings is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Bespoke Slate Projects, and a word about The Sheddings

The Sheddings is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

We're not local to The Sheddings, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Sheddings job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Bespoke Slate Projects in The Sheddings

Whitlock & Co — The Sheddings. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

6 → 68

Enquiries / month

7.4s → 1.8s

Load time

14 days

Built in

£1700

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in The Sheddings: Slate Carving

Everything below has its own The Sheddings page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Address PlaquesBusiness SignsCorporate GiftsCustom EngravingFarm SignsGarden SignsHotel SignsHouse SignsMemorial PlaquesPub Signs

Bespoke Slate Projects without the The Sheddings bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
More slate carving

Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

from £50More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120More slate carving

Corporate Gifts

Branded slate coasters, plaques and desk items.

from £75

Bespoke Slate Projects near The Sheddings

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Sheddings town centre.

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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.