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Everything in The Slade

The Slade, West Berkshire

X (Twitter) Setup in The Slade

The Slade isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £99

What x (twitter) setup looks like round here

Clean header, profile and pinned post strategy.

We work with The Slade businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Slade businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "x (twitter) setup the slade"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

X (Twitter) Setup — the The Slade map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Slade is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

X (Twitter) Setup, and a word about The Slade

The Slade is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round The Slade are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

We're not local to The Slade, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Slade process.

Real-world example

Example: X (Twitter) Setup in The Slade

Merriman & Sons — The Slade. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

8 → 40

Enquiries / month

8.6s → 1.6s

Load time

8 days

Built in

£1100

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in The Slade: Social Media

Everything below has its own The Slade page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cover PhotosFacebook SetupInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

X (Twitter) Setup without the The Slade bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Facebook Setup

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

from £99More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99

X (Twitter) Setup near The Slade

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Slade town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.