
The Splatts, Wiltshire
Hosting & Support in The Splatts
The Splatts isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What hosting & support looks like round here
Keep your site online, fast and secure without the technical headaches.
We work with The Splatts businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Splatts businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "hosting & support the splatts"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Hosting & Support — the The Splatts map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Splatts is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Hosting & Support, and a word about The Splatts
The Splatts is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to The Splatts, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Splatts process.
Real-world example
Example: Hosting & Support in The Splatts
Nowak Services — The Splatts. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 41
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.2s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in The Splatts: Services
Everything below has its own The Splatts page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Hosting & Support without the The Splatts bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moHosting & Support near The Splatts
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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