
The Splatts, Wiltshire
AI & Automation in The Splatts
Nobody in The Splatts rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What ai & automation looks like round here
Let robots do the repetitive shit so you can do the work that pays.
We work with The Splatts businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Splatts businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "ai & automation the splatts"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
AI & Automation — the The Splatts map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Splatts is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
AI & Automation, and a word about The Splatts
The Splatts is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Wiltshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your The Splatts business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: AI & Automation in The Splatts
Merriman & Sons — The Splatts. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 55
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.6s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in The Splatts: Services
Everything below has its own The Splatts page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
AI & Automation without the The Splatts bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
AI Appointment Booking
Customers book slots by chatting, day or night.
from £399More ai & automationAI Chatbots
Answer common questions 24/7 and qualify leads while you sleep.
from £249More ai & automationAI Content Creation
Draft blogs, pages and product descriptions faster, then we human-edit them.
from £100/pageAI & Automation near The Splatts
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Splatts town centre.
- AI & Automation in Heddingtonnext door
- AI & Automation in Mile Elm3 km
- AI & Automation in Sandy Lane3 km
- AI & Automation in Blackland3 km
- AI & Automation in Quemerford3 km
- AI & Automation in Chittoe4 km
- AI & Automation in Tanis4 km
- AI & Automation in Calstone Wellington4 km
- AI & Automation in Theobald's Green4 km
- AI & Automation in Rowde4 km
- AI & Automation in Roundway4 km
- AI & Automation in Calne4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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