
The Splatts, Wiltshire
SMS Automation in The Splatts
Your competitors in The Splatts are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £350
What sms automation looks like round here
Text reminders, confirmations and promotions delivered automatically.
We work with The Splatts businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Splatts businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "sms automation the splatts"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
SMS Automation — the The Splatts map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Splatts is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
SMS Automation, and a word about The Splatts
You won't win The Splatts on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Splatts job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: SMS Automation in The Splatts
Kowalczyk Bros — The Splatts. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 46
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Splatts: AI & Automation
Everything below has its own The Splatts page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
SMS Automation without the The Splatts bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
AI Appointment Booking
Customers book slots by chatting, day or night.
from £399More ai & automationAI Chatbots
Answer common questions 24/7 and qualify leads while you sleep.
from £249More ai & automationAI Content Creation
Draft blogs, pages and product descriptions faster, then we human-edit them.
from £100/pageSMS Automation near The Splatts
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Splatts town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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