
The Straits, Lancashire
Social Media in The Straits
Half the The Straits search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with The Straits businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Straits businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media the straits"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the The Straits map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Straits is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about The Straits
You won't win The Straits on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in The Straits. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your The Straits business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in The Straits
Merriman & Sons — The Straits. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 31
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.6s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in The Straits: Services
Everything below has its own The Straits page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the The Straits bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near The Straits
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Straits town centre.
- Social Media in Earnshaw Bridgenext door
- Social Media in Seven Starsnext door
- Social Media in Lower Housenext door
- Social Media in Wade Hallnext door
- Social Media in Leyland1 km
- Social Media in Golden Hill1 km
- Social Media in Midge Hall2 km
- Social Media in Turpin Green2 km
- Social Media in Farington2 km
- Social Media in Wymott3 km
- Social Media in Runshaw Moor3 km
- Social Media in New Gate3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


