
The Straits, Lancashire
Website Audits in The Straits
Your competitors in The Straits are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with The Straits businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Straits businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits the straits"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the The Straits map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Straits is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about The Straits
You won't win The Straits on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your The Straits business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in The Straits
Merriman & Sons — The Straits. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 18
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.6s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in The Straits: SEO
Everything below has its own The Straits page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the The Straits bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near The Straits
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Straits town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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