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Everything in The Trench

The Trench, Antrim and Newtownabbey

Managed Hosting in The Trench

Half the The Trench search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £15/mo

What managed hosting looks like round here

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

We work with The Trench businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Trench businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "managed hosting the trench"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Managed Hosting — the The Trench map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Trench is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Managed Hosting, and a word about The Trench

You won't win The Trench on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in The Trench. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Trench job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Managed Hosting in The Trench

Merriman & Sons — The Trench. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

8 → 67

Enquiries / month

6.3s → 1.6s

Load time

16 days

Built in

£900

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in The Trench: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own The Trench page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Managed Hosting without the The Trench bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All hosting & support
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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Managed Hosting near The Trench

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Trench town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.