
The Trench, Antrim and Newtownabbey
Performance Optimisation in The Trench
Nobody in The Trench rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with The Trench businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Trench businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation the trench"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the The Trench map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Trench is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about The Trench
The Trench is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your The Trench business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in The Trench
Braithwaite Group — The Trench. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 68
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.1s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in The Trench: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own The Trench page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the The Trench bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near The Trench
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Trench town centre.
- Performance Optimisation in Glengormley4 km
- Performance Optimisation in Templepatrick5 km
- Performance Optimisation in Carnmoney5 km
- Performance Optimisation in Legoniel6 km
- Performance Optimisation in Newtownabbey6 km
- Performance Optimisation in Carmavy6 km
- Performance Optimisation in Whitehouse7 km
- Performance Optimisation in Ardoyne7 km
- Performance Optimisation in Whitehouse Upper7 km
- Performance Optimisation in Whiteabbey8 km
- Performance Optimisation in Parkgate8 km
- Performance Optimisation in Dunadry8 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


