
The Village, Royal Borough of Windsor and Maidenhead
Social Media Graphics in The Village
Your competitors in The Village are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £25 each
What social media graphics looks like round here
Posts, stories and covers sized correctly for every platform.
We work with The Village businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Village businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media graphics the village"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media Graphics — the The Village map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Village is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media Graphics, and a word about The Village
You won't win The Village on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your The Village business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media Graphics in The Village
Whitlock & Co — The Village. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 60
Enquiries / month
8.3s → 1.8s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in The Village: Social Media
Everything below has its own The Village page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media Graphics without the The Village bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media Graphics near The Village
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Village town centre.
- Social Media Graphics in Cranbourne3 km
- Social Media Graphics in Plaistow Green3 km
- Social Media Graphics in Cheapside3 km
- Social Media Graphics in St Leonardshill3 km
- Social Media Graphics in Clewer Green3 km
- Social Media Graphics in Old Windsor4 km
- Social Media Graphics in Egham Wick4 km
- Social Media Graphics in Clewer New Town4 km
- Social Media Graphics in Englefield Green4 km
- Social Media Graphics in Windsor4 km
- Social Media Graphics in Ascot4 km
- Social Media Graphics in Dedworth5 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


