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Everything in The Woods

The Woods, Sandwell

X (Twitter) Setup in The Woods

Your competitors in The Woods are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £99

What x (twitter) setup looks like round here

Clean header, profile and pinned post strategy.

We work with The Woods businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Woods businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "x (twitter) setup the woods"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

X (Twitter) Setup — the The Woods map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Woods is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

X (Twitter) Setup, and a word about The Woods

You won't win The Woods on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round The Woods are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Woods job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: X (Twitter) Setup in The Woods

Fitzgerald Services — The Woods. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

4 → 30

Enquiries / month

6.4s → 1.2s

Load time

10 days

Built in

£1200

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in The Woods: Social Media

Everything below has its own The Woods page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cover PhotosFacebook SetupInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

X (Twitter) Setup without the The Woods bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Facebook Setup

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

from £99More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99

X (Twitter) Setup near The Woods

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Woods town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.