Thomas Town, Merthyr Tydfil County Borough
Slate Carving in Thomas Town
Nobody in Thomas Town rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Thomas Town businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Thomas Town businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving thomas town"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Thomas Town map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Thomas Town is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Thomas Town
Thomas Town is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Merthyr Tydfil County Borough isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Thomas Town process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Thomas Town
Kaur & Co — Thomas Town. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 30
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.8s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Thomas Town: Services
Everything below has its own Thomas Town page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Thomas Town bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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