Thorns, Suffolk
Area Pages in Thorns
Half the Thorns search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £75/page
What area pages looks like round here
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
We work with Thorns businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Thorns businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "area pages thorns"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Area Pages — the Thorns map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Thorns is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Area Pages, and a word about Thorns
You won't win Thorns on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Thorns job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Area Pages in Thorns
Delaney Group — Thorns. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 51
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.1s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Thorns: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Thorns page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Area Pages without the Thorns bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Blog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200More content creationEmail Copy
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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