Thorns, Suffolk
Email Copy in Thorns
Your competitors in Thorns are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Thorns businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Thorns businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy thorns"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Thorns map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Thorns is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Thorns
You won't win Thorns on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Thorns business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Thorns
Rowntree Ltd — Thorns. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 73
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.7s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Thorns: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Thorns page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Thorns bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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