Thorns, Suffolk
Social Media in Thorns
Your competitors in Thorns are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Thorns businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Thorns businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media thorns"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Thorns map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Thorns is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Thorns
You won't win Thorns on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Suffolk isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Thorns business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Thorns
Pemberton Bros — Thorns. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 52
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Thorns: Services
Everything below has its own Thorns page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Thorns bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Thorns
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Thorns town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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