Thorp, Borough of Oldham
Social Media in Thorp
Thorp isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Thorp businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Thorp businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media thorp"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Thorp map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Thorp is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Thorp
Thorp is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Borough of Oldham isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Thorp, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Thorp process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Thorp
Braithwaite Group — Thorp. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 59
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.1s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Thorp: Services
Everything below has its own Thorp page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Thorp bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Thorp
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Thorp town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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