Thorpe Malsor, North Northamptonshire
Slate Carving in Thorpe Malsor
Thorpe Malsor isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Thorpe Malsor businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Thorpe Malsor businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving thorpe malsor"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Thorpe Malsor map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Thorpe Malsor is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Thorpe Malsor
Thorpe Malsor is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Thorpe Malsor. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Thorpe Malsor, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Thorpe Malsor process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Thorpe Malsor
Merriman & Sons — Thorpe Malsor. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
6 → 53
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.6s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Thorpe Malsor: Services
Everything below has its own Thorpe Malsor page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Thorpe Malsor bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Thorpe Malsor
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Thorpe Malsor town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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