
Three Chimneys, Kent
Website Audits in Three Chimneys
Nobody in Three Chimneys rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Three Chimneys businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Three Chimneys businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits three chimneys"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Three Chimneys map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Three Chimneys is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Three Chimneys
Three Chimneys is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Three Chimneys job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Three Chimneys
Nowak Services — Three Chimneys. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 60
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.2s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Three Chimneys: SEO
Everything below has its own Three Chimneys page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Three Chimneys bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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