
Throckley, Newcastle upon Tyne
Social Media in Throckley
Throckley isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Throckley businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Throckley businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media throckley"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Throckley map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Throckley is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Throckley
Throckley is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Newcastle upon Tyne isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Throckley, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Throckley process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Throckley
Braithwaite Group — Throckley. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 23
Enquiries / month
9.2s → 1.1s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Throckley: Services
Everything below has its own Throckley page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Throckley bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Throckley
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Throckley town centre.
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- Social Media in Bar Moor3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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