Thundergay, North Ayrshire
Social Media in Thundergay
Nobody in Thundergay rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Thundergay businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Thundergay businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media thundergay"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Thundergay map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Thundergay is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Thundergay
Thundergay is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in North Ayrshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Thundergay business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Thundergay
Pemberton Bros — Thundergay. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 41
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Thundergay: Services
Everything below has its own Thundergay page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Thundergay bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Thundergay
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Thundergay town centre.
- Social Media in Pirnmill3 km
- Social Media in Catacol4 km
- Social Media in Whitefarland6 km
- Social Media in Urinbeg6 km
- Social Media in Imachar6 km
- Social Media in Crossaig6 km
- Social Media in North Crossaig6 km
- Social Media in South Crossaig6 km
- Social Media in Millhill7 km
- Social Media in Butt7 km
- Social Media in Cour7 km
- Social Media in Narachan7 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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