
Tickham, Kent
Slate Carving in Tickham
Tickham isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Tickham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Tickham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving tickham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Tickham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Tickham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Tickham
Tickham is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Tickham, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Tickham business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Tickham
Delaney Group — Tickham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 69
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.1s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Tickham: Services
Everything below has its own Tickham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Tickham bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Tickham
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Tickham town centre.
- Slate Carving in Lewson Streetnext door
- Slate Carving in Loytertonnext door
- Slate Carving in Bogle1 km
- Slate Carving in Lynsted2 km
- Slate Carving in Deerton Street2 km
- Slate Carving in Teynham2 km
- Slate Carving in Barrow Green2 km
- Slate Carving in Erriottwood3 km
- Slate Carving in Radfield3 km
- Slate Carving in Upper Rodmersham3 km
- Slate Carving in Bax3 km
- Slate Carving in Kingsdown3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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