Tifty, Aberdeenshire
Slate Carving in Tifty
Half the Tifty search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Tifty businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Tifty businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving tifty"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Tifty map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Tifty is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Tifty
You won't win Tifty on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Tifty job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Tifty
Pemberton Bros — Tifty. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 34
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Tifty: Services
Everything below has its own Tifty page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Tifty bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Tifty
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Tifty town centre.
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- Slate Carving in Fyvie2 km
- Slate Carving in Lethenty3 km
- Slate Carving in Inverythan3 km
- Slate Carving in Gight5 km
- Slate Carving in Cromlet5 km
- Slate Carving in Millbrex5 km
- Slate Carving in Keithan6 km
- Slate Carving in St Katherines6 km
- Slate Carving in Kirktown of Auchterless6 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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