Tongue, Highland
Social Media in Tongue
Half the Tongue search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Tongue businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Tongue businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media tongue"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Tongue map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Tongue is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Tongue
You won't win Tongue on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Highland isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Tongue job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Tongue
Kowalczyk Bros — Tongue. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 20
Enquiries / month
6.5s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Tongue: Services
Everything below has its own Tongue page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Tongue bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Tongue
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Tongue town centre.
- Social Media in Braetonguenext door
- Social Media in Ribigill3 km
- Social Media in Achuvoldrach3 km
- Social Media in Dallcharn4 km
- Social Media in Strathtongue4 km
- Social Media in Coldbackie4 km
- Social Media in Blandy4 km
- Social Media in Midtown4 km
- Social Media in Melness5 km
- Social Media in Skinnet5 km
- Social Media in Skullomie5 km
- Social Media in Talmine6 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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