Trethewey, Cornwall
Slate Carving in Trethewey
Nobody in Trethewey rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Trethewey businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Trethewey businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving trethewey"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Trethewey map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Trethewey is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Trethewey
Trethewey is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Trethewey. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Trethewey process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Trethewey
Hargreaves & Daughters — Trethewey. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 61
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.5s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Trethewey: Services
Everything below has its own Trethewey page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Trethewey bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Trethewey
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Trethewey town centre.
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- Slate Carving in Saint Buryan3 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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