
Ty Coch, Torfaen County Borough
Slate Carving in Ty Coch
Ty Coch isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Ty Coch businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Ty Coch businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving ty coch"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Ty Coch map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Ty Coch is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Ty Coch
Ty Coch is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Torfaen County Borough isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Ty Coch, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Ty Coch process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Ty Coch
Whitlock & Co — Ty Coch. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 18
Enquiries / month
9.0s → 1.8s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Ty Coch: Services
Everything below has its own Ty Coch page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Ty Coch bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Ty Coch
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Ty Coch town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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