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Tythehouse Farm Cottages, The Scottish Borders

Website Audits in Tythehouse Farm Cottages

Half the Tythehouse Farm Cottages search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £200

What website audits looks like round here

A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.

We work with Tythehouse Farm Cottages businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Tythehouse Farm Cottages businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website audits tythehouse farm cottages"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Audits — the Tythehouse Farm Cottages map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Tythehouse Farm Cottages is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Audits, and a word about Tythehouse Farm Cottages

You won't win Tythehouse Farm Cottages on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Tythehouse Farm Cottages job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Website Audits in Tythehouse Farm Cottages

Pemberton Bros — Tythehouse Farm Cottages. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

6 → 26

Enquiries / month

9.0s → 1.3s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£1550

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Tythehouse Farm Cottages: SEO

Everything below has its own Tythehouse Farm Cottages page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area Page SEOContent SEOGoogle Business ProfileKeyword ResearchLink BuildingLocal SEOMonthly SEONational SEOTechnical SEOBusiness Websites

Website Audits without the Tythehouse Farm Cottages bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Area Page SEO

Target every town you work in with pages that rank locally.

from £75/pageMore seo

Content SEO

Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.

from £100/pageMore seo

Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

from £99

Website Audits near Tythehouse Farm Cottages

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Tythehouse Farm Cottages town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.