Under the Wood, Kent
Brand Guidelines in Under the Wood
Nobody in Under the Wood rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £650
What brand guidelines looks like round here
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
We work with Under the Wood businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Under the Wood businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand guidelines under the wood"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Guidelines — the Under the Wood map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Under the Wood is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Guidelines, and a word about Under the Wood
Under the Wood is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Under the Wood job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Guidelines in Under the Wood
Duffy & Sons — Under the Wood. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
6 → 50
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.6s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Under the Wood: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Under the Wood page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Guidelines without the Under the Wood bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200More branding & designColour Schemes
A palette that works online, in print and on your van.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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