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Everything in Under the Wood

Under the Wood, Kent

Brand Identity in Under the Wood

Your competitors in Under the Wood are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £549

What brand identity looks like round here

Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.

We work with Under the Wood businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Under the Wood businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "brand identity under the wood"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Brand Identity — the Under the Wood map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Under the Wood is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Brand Identity, and a word about Under the Wood

You won't win Under the Wood on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Under the Wood are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Under the Wood process.

Real-world example

Example: Brand Identity in Under the Wood

Pemberton Bros — Under the Wood. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

11 → 67

Enquiries / month

9.8s → 1.3s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£950

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Under the Wood: Branding & Design

Everything below has its own Under the Wood page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Brand GuidelinesBusiness StationeryColour SchemesFavicon DesignIcon PacksLogo DesignMascot DesignTypographyBusiness WebsitesTrades Websites

Brand Identity without the Under the Wood bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All branding & design
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Brand Guidelines

A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.

from £650More branding & design

Business Stationery

Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.

from £200More branding & design

Colour Schemes

A palette that works online, in print and on your van.

from £99

Brand Identity near Under the Wood

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Under the Wood town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.