Under the Wood, Kent
Website Audits in Under the Wood
Half the Under the Wood search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Under the Wood businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Under the Wood businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits under the wood"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Under the Wood map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Under the Wood is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Under the Wood
You won't win Under the Wood on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Under the Wood job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Under the Wood
Braithwaite Group — Under the Wood. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 42
Enquiries / month
9.3s → 1.1s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Under the Wood: SEO
Everything below has its own Under the Wood page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Under the Wood bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Under the Wood
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Under the Wood town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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