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Up Cerne, Dorset

Facebook Setup in Up Cerne

Nobody in Up Cerne rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £99

What facebook setup looks like round here

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

We work with Up Cerne businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Up Cerne businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "facebook setup up cerne"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Facebook Setup — the Up Cerne map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Up Cerne is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Facebook Setup, and a word about Up Cerne

Up Cerne is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round Up Cerne are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

Send us the name of your Up Cerne business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Facebook Setup in Up Cerne

Merriman & Sons — Up Cerne. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

11 → 58

Enquiries / month

7.1s → 1.6s

Load time

16 days

Built in

£1200

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Up Cerne: Social Media

Everything below has its own Up Cerne page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cover PhotosInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

Facebook Setup without the Up Cerne bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99More social media

LinkedIn Setup

Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.

from £99

Facebook Setup near Up Cerne

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Up Cerne town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.