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Everything in Upper Boat

Upper Boat, Rhondda Cynon Taf

Website Audits in Upper Boat

Upper Boat isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £200

What website audits looks like round here

A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.

We work with Upper Boat businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Upper Boat businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website audits upper boat"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Audits — the Upper Boat map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Upper Boat is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Audits, and a word about Upper Boat

Upper Boat is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

We're not local to Upper Boat, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Upper Boat process.

Real-world example

Example: Website Audits in Upper Boat

Whitlock & Co — Upper Boat. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

7 → 21

Enquiries / month

7.1s → 1.8s

Load time

16 days

Built in

£1400

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Upper Boat: SEO

Everything below has its own Upper Boat page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area Page SEOContent SEOGoogle Business ProfileKeyword ResearchLink BuildingLocal SEOMonthly SEONational SEOTechnical SEOBusiness Websites

Website Audits without the Upper Boat bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Area Page SEO

Target every town you work in with pages that rank locally.

from £75/pageMore seo

Content SEO

Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.

from £100/pageMore seo

Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

from £99

Website Audits near Upper Boat

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Upper Boat town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.