Upper Catesby, West Northamptonshire
Slate Carving in Upper Catesby
Half the Upper Catesby search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Upper Catesby businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Upper Catesby businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving upper catesby"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Upper Catesby map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Upper Catesby is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Upper Catesby
You won't win Upper Catesby on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Upper Catesby job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Upper Catesby
Whitlock & Co — Upper Catesby. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 40
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Upper Catesby: Services
Everything below has its own Upper Catesby page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Upper Catesby bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Upper Catesby
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Upper Catesby town centre.
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- Slate Carving in Church Charwelton4 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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