Upper Holme, Kirklees
Website Audits in Upper Holme
Half the Upper Holme search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Upper Holme businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Upper Holme businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits upper holme"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Upper Holme map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Upper Holme is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Upper Holme
You won't win Upper Holme on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Upper Holme are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Upper Holme job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Upper Holme
Prendergast Trading — Upper Holme. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 58
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.4s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Upper Holme: SEO
Everything below has its own Upper Holme page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Upper Holme bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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