Upper Lyde, Herefordshire
Slate Carving in Upper Lyde
Upper Lyde isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Upper Lyde businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Upper Lyde businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving upper lyde"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Upper Lyde map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Upper Lyde is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Upper Lyde
Upper Lyde is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Upper Lyde are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Upper Lyde, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Upper Lyde process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Upper Lyde
Nowak Services — Upper Lyde. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 67
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.2s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Upper Lyde: Services
Everything below has its own Upper Lyde page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Upper Lyde bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Upper Lyde
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Upper Lyde town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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