Upper Town, Herefordshire
Slate Carving in Upper Town
Upper Town isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Upper Town businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Upper Town businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving upper town"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Upper Town map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Upper Town is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Upper Town
Upper Town is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Herefordshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Upper Town, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Upper Town process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Upper Town
Kaur & Co — Upper Town. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 67
Enquiries / month
7.8s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Upper Town: Services
Everything below has its own Upper Town page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Upper Town bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Upper Town
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Upper Town town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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