Upwey, Dorset
Website Audits in Upwey
Half the Upwey search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Upwey businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Upwey businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits upwey"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Upwey map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Upwey is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Upwey
You won't win Upwey on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Dorset isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Upwey job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Upwey
Hargreaves & Daughters — Upwey. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 55
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.5s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Upwey: SEO
Everything below has its own Upwey page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Upwey bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Upwey
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Upwey town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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