Wallace, Bath and North East Somerset
Slate Carving in Wallace
Wallace isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Wallace businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Wallace businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving wallace"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Wallace map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Wallace is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Wallace
Wallace is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Wallace. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Wallace, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Wallace process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Wallace
Ashworth & Daughters — Wallace. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 49
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Wallace: Services
Everything below has its own Wallace page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Wallace bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Wallace
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Wallace town centre.
- Slate Carving in Smitham Hillnext door
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- Slate Carving in Coley2 km
- Slate Carving in Wooten Hall2 km
- Slate Carving in South Widcombe2 km
- Slate Carving in The Wrangle2 km
- Slate Carving in Compton Martin3 km
- Slate Carving in North Widcombe4 km
- Slate Carving in Chewton Mendip4 km
- Slate Carving in Bathway4 km
- Slate Carving in Ubley5 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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