Weakey, Borough of Oldham
Website Audits in Weakey
Half the Weakey search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Weakey businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Weakey businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits weakey"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Weakey map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Weakey is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Weakey
You won't win Weakey on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Weakey are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Weakey business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Weakey
Delaney Group — Weakey. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 28
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.1s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Weakey: SEO
Everything below has its own Weakey page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Weakey bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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