
Wedmore, Somerset
Slate Carving in Wedmore
Nobody in Wedmore rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Wedmore businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Wedmore businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving wedmore"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 1,409 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Wedmore map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Wedmore is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Wedmore
Wedmore is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Wedmore job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Wedmore
Hargreaves & Daughters — Wedmore. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 58
Enquiries / month
9.7s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Wedmore: Services
Everything below has its own Wedmore page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Wedmore bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Wedmore
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Wedmore town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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