Wendron, Cornwall
Slate Carving in Wendron
Wendron isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Wendron businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Wendron businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving wendron"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Wendron map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Wendron is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Wendron
Wendron is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Cornwall isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Wendron, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Wendron process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Wendron
Ashworth & Daughters — Wendron. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 39
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.5s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£750
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Wendron: Services
Everything below has its own Wendron page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Wendron bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Wendron
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Wendron town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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