Westerhope, Newcastle upon Tyne
Website Audits in Westerhope
Half the Westerhope search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Westerhope businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Westerhope businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits westerhope"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Westerhope map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Westerhope is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Westerhope
You won't win Westerhope on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Newcastle upon Tyne isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Westerhope process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Westerhope
Braithwaite Group — Westerhope. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 53
Enquiries / month
9.7s → 1.1s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Westerhope: SEO
Everything below has its own Westerhope page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Westerhope bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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