Westpans, East Lothian
Pub Signs in Westpans
Westpans isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £99
What pub signs looks like round here
Traditional carved slate signs for pubs and inns.
We work with Westpans businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Westpans businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "pub signs westpans"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Pub Signs — the Westpans map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Westpans is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Pub Signs, and a word about Westpans
Westpans is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Westpans, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Westpans job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Pub Signs in Westpans
Pemberton Bros — Westpans. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 65
Enquiries / month
7.8s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Westpans: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Westpans page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Pub Signs without the Westpans bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Pub Signs near Westpans
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Westpans town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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