Whale Island, Portsmouth
Facebook Setup in Whale Island
Whale Island isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £99
What facebook setup looks like round here
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
We work with Whale Island businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Whale Island businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "facebook setup whale island"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Facebook Setup — the Whale Island map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Whale Island is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Facebook Setup, and a word about Whale Island
Whale Island is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Whale Island, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Whale Island process.
Real-world example
Example: Facebook Setup in Whale Island
Nowak Services — Whale Island. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 67
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.2s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Whale Island: Social Media
Everything below has its own Whale Island page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Facebook Setup without the Whale Island bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99More social mediaLinkedIn Setup
Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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