Whale Island, Portsmouth
Social Media in Whale Island
Whale Island isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Whale Island businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Whale Island businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media whale island"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Whale Island map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Whale Island is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Whale Island
Whale Island is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Whale Island. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Whale Island, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Whale Island business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Whale Island
Merriman & Sons — Whale Island. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
3 → 20
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.6s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Whale Island: Services
Everything below has its own Whale Island page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Whale Island bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Whale Island
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Whale Island town centre.
- Social Media in Stamshawnext door
- Social Media in Tipnernext door
- Social Media in Landport1 km
- Social Media in North End2 km
- Social Media in Portsmouth2 km
- Social Media in Portsea2 km
- Social Media in Vicarage Row2 km
- Social Media in St Francis Court2 km
- Social Media in Copnor2 km
- Social Media in Fratton2 km
- Social Media in Somers Town2 km
- Social Media in Hilsea3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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