
Whale, Cumbria
Business Websites in Whale
Your competitors in Whale are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £399
What business websites looks like round here
Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.
We work with Whale businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Whale businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business websites whale"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Websites — the Whale map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Whale is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Websites, and a word about Whale
You won't win Whale on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Whale job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Business Websites in Whale
Fitzgerald Services — Whale. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 40
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.2s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Whale: Website Design
Everything below has its own Whale page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Websites without the Whale bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Booking Websites
Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.
from £549More website designCustom Websites
A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.
from £399More website designDomain Names
We register and manage your domains so you don't forget to renew them.
from £12/yrBusiness Websites near Whale
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Whale town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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