
Whale, Cumbria
Portfolio Websites in Whale
Your competitors in Whale are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £850
What portfolio websites looks like round here
Show the work, not the waffle. Fast galleries for creatives and trades.
We work with Whale businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Whale businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "portfolio websites whale"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Portfolio Websites — the Whale map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Whale is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Portfolio Websites, and a word about Whale
You won't win Whale on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Whale business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Portfolio Websites in Whale
Kaur & Co — Whale. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 29
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Whale: Website Design
Everything below has its own Whale page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Portfolio Websites without the Whale bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Booking Websites
Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.
from £549More website designBusiness Websites
Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.
from £399More website designCustom Websites
A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.
from £399Portfolio Websites near Whale
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Whale town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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